Just when we were starting to think old OBL had forgotten about us, he pops up with a new tape. This time he is really pushing the "Crusade against Islam" line.
I hate to break it to him, but he doesn't know what Crusading is.
A Crusade Against Islam
Rule and Regulations for the Practice of Islam in the United States
Registration listed below must be completed by no later than the 30th of next month.
1. All Muslims in the United States are to report to the nearest police station and register with authorities. Failure to register by this date will result in arrest.
2. All Mosques must obtain a license to practice and Imams associated with each Mosque must register as such. Failure to obtain this license shall cause the Mosque to be confiscated and sold. Any Imam directing prayer at any mosque, not registered with that mosque shall be arrested.
3. Sermons may be recorded and/or monitored at any time.
4. Call to Prayer if heard off of registered property, or loud enough to disturb the neighborhood is forbidden.
5. Wearing of traditional Muslim garb out side of houses and mosques is forbidden and punishable by fine on the first offense and arrest for the second.
6. Any Muslim found with a weapon shall be arrested. This includes all fire arms, ceremonial knives, or any other weapon considered to be dangerous.
7. Muslims right to vote is rescinded.
8. Any Muslim attempting to convert a person to Islam is subject to arrest.
There will be future regulations enacted following this initial registration. You will be notified by mail of additional rulings.
1 comment:
I'm good with this. When do we start?
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