Saturday, January 28, 2006

Jimmy Carter Money Launderer

Our former (thank G-d)President has come up with a money laundering scheme.

From The Jerusalem Post
Carter, who led an 85-member international observer team from around the world organized by the 'National Democratic Institute' in partnership with 'The Carter Center," urged the international community to directly or indirectly fund the new Palestinian Government even though it will be led by an internationally-declared foreign terror organization".

Even though? Even though?
He added that if international law barred donor countries from directly funding a Hamas-led government than the US and the EU should bypass the Palestinian Authority and provide the much-needed money to the Palestinians via non-governmental channels such as UN agencies.

Ok. We don’t trust Hamas to use the money for what it was intended, so we run it through the Useless Nitwits who did such a wonderful job with the Food-for-Oil Program in Iraq. Then whatever cash makes it out the other side after they take their processing fee cannot be tied to us. So, not only will we be shoring up a terrorist organization, but it will now cost us $200 million to give $100 million in aid and the UN gets the credit. Hey, this sounds good all around.
Regardless of the government, I would hope that potential donors find alternative means to be generous to the Palestinian people [even] if the donor decides to bypass the Palestinian government completely, Carter said, stressing that his main concern was to avert the suffering of the Palestinian people, which he said could lead to a new cycle of violence.

The poor suffering Palistinian’s? New cycle of violence? I didn’t know the last cycle ended. If they’d stop blowing up restaraunts, busses and hotels and take the West Bank and Gaza for their State then try living like a civilized people, perhaps they wouldn’t have to suffer so much.
He noted that the heavily funded Palestinian Government would run out of money at the end of next month.

And that would really be a shame. Did these idiots really believe we would continue to give them a $100 million dollars every year when they choose the party that has the destruction of Israel and the US as their goal.
The former Democratic president's comments came as US President Bush said that Hamas cannot be a partner for Middle East peacemaking without renouncing violence, reiterating that the United States will not deal with Palestinian leaders who do not recognize Israel's right to exist.

Thank G-d it’s 2006 and not 1977. At least Bush said the right thing, now let’s see if he sticks with it.
Carter, who has long supported the participation of Hamas in the Palestinian elections, voiced the hope that the Islamic terror group would act responsibly now that it had won the elections.

Right. 60 years of preaching destruction and when they get into power they will see the errors of their ways and the world will know peace at last.
It is now up to the elected leaders and representatives to construct genuinely democratic institutions and processes that will bring the peace and prosperity that the Palestinian people deserve, within a free and independent state, the group said in a preliminary report on the parliamentary elections issued Thursday.

Muhahahaha. Stop it you’re killing me.
It is universally accepted that democratic elections and democratic governance are about employing peaceful means to achieve political goals, the report stated.

Obviously there seems to be an overlapping of universes here because I sincerely doubt that Hammas can be peaceful for more than....whoops there they go again.

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