Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong
Now it's been covered by many sites, so you can go there and see what they said:
Lawsuits Over Thong Malfunctions...
from Blackiswhite.
Well hell, the other locations were OT and just part of a thread looking for a venue, and I can't locate them now.
Onward!
Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.
Maybe a case of "I take a size 2, the hell if I'm 220 lbs., it look good on me".
I know L.A. Parking Enforcement. They swear there is no quota involved with the job.....BUT, the officers worked pretty close to the same hours that I did and I drove by their yard on my way home. By 1:00 PM, there would be two Parking Enforcement Officers parked a half block down the side street of our site with the officers snoring away, and this is just over half way through their shift.
I occasionally got to follow these asshats to their yard on my way home. I can only assume that they wrote their 25 citations and figured they were done for the day. Hell if they start writing 35 a day, someone might expect them to write 35 everyday (don't make waves and make others look bad...and there is no quota).
My assumption would be this was a lazy ass city employee who just took an opportunity to sue someone so she could claim disability, get a huge reward and deprive everyone else of the joys of Victoria's Secrets.
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