Hell, I'll steal his title too, and because that make me feel guilty, I'll give the Hat Tips above the fold.
From GUYK who got it though JACK.
4th WEDDING
A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal
shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was
looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk,
"exactly what type and color dress are you looking
for?"
The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress
with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please
don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that
nature are considered more appropriate for brides
who are being married the first time - for those
who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?
Perhaps ivory or sky blue?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at
the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a
white gown would be quite appropriate.
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about
our wedding, he died as we were checking into
our hotel. My second husband and I got into
such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to
our honeymoon, that we had that wedding annulled
immediately and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales
clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman,
"and every night for four years, he just sat
on the edge of the bed and told me how good
it was going to be, but nothing ever happened!"
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